Dr. Philosopher

from Chinese Promotion (Black Dragon Anthology Vol.3) by Black Dragon

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Cream of the crop until you drop, Dr. Philosopher tas' not hot. Creep on the streets as he tries to roll, messy on the fingers like an ice cream cone. Don't worry girl pick up the phone, math's what makes the mitches want to mone. It's ok yo, maybe it's not, no cream cheese on my muddafunkin lox. Watch while he plots as he tries to scheme. World domination his creation, what you gonna do with his elation? Picking up them feet and left and right and left and right, I'm running for my life, I'm running for my life...

Philosophers be tripping and hommies they be dipping and slipping but no one cares and everybody stares cuz those people talking sid, dodging sid, they ain't never seen me. My name is Dr. Philosopher

Everybody here wants to play, grab that beat and hide it from the man who wants to fight it. In the lab eating dogs and cats, throw that kitten in the air. Ain't no way you run from the mad scientist. Oh noooooo, dyno at the gyno blowing up. Holla at the phila booya huhhh. I'm running for my life, I'm running for my life...

Philosophers be tripping and hommies they be dipping and slipping but no one cares and everybody stares cuz those people talking Sid, ducking Sid, they ain't never seen me, my name is Dr. Philosopher

Ah, Dr. Philosopher
You stole our funk for sure
You took our musical means
You muddafunkin worm fiend

Dr. Philosopher from Germany, heads so big he probably never heard of me. But I'm the man who's gonna get him, I'm gonna win. Hey Momma look, I'm gonna win. Dr. Phil come over here please on your knees muddafunka now who's the big cheese. So what you doing after the show? I'm on yo ass, like no homo in slow mo.

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from Chinese Promotion (Black Dragon Anthology Vol.3), track released January 1, 2011

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Black Dragon New York, New York

Black Dragon was started by a group of young kids in 1989 growing up in New York City.

The group evolved from bedroom cassette tape recordings to a full 8 piece live funk band.

They combine elements of funk, hip hop, disco, and rock with an often absurdest sense of humor.

They do parties, weddings, bar-mitzahs, cultural events, funerals, and benefit concerts. ... more